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Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.
Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese
Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.
Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.
Go pack go!
Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.
vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno
" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"
A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.
Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.
I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.