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Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.
Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.
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The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.
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(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult
me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting
You need to take your boyfriends dick to feel better.
To feel better if you PMS symptoms you need your boyfriends dick. Also known as pms cure.
A problem that goes away because you have lots of money
I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.
The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid
kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction
kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"
kimothy explodes into a clear bile