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Your gramps damps

Worst insult ever. Worse than your mom gay lol, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny.

Kid 1: Your granny tranny.
Kid 2: Your gramps damps.
Kid 1: Dies.

by Mr. 2-inch killa April 3, 2018


damp cunt

When someone can find there own hookups at a pub

Wow look at that damp cunt he has kept to himself all night

by Duckseed April 12, 2017


Damp Dog

the classical mad doggo. Backstory: Oliver and Company, when the cat tricks the dog he gets *damp*

*teacher gets mad*
oliver sees the teacher and runs.
suddenly the teacher is damp dog

by Vadibadummister June 29, 2020


alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 14, 2022


damp pants

When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.

Damp Pants

After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.

She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!

by CuddleCunt January 12, 2018


damp jam

Jazz slang for a hard played improvised musical session, often in the company of non-band members.

Man, that cat Diz can blow a damp jam!

by Sphygmo19 February 25, 2011


oh damps

Similar to "oh damn." Can be used in many situations.

You smell like poo...OHHHHH DAMPS!@!

by Hiva November 29, 2004