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A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.
When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.
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Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.
"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.
8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.
Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'
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An undefined sex act to be left up to the imagination.
After dinner came the coup de grace: she gave me the judge's daughter.
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When the man is on his hands and knees with his ass in the air while the woman eats his ass and jerks him off.
She said she'd do anything. So she gave me a flawless Coal Miners Daughter
Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.
" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."
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One of the darkest, most sadistic, and best anime series' around. The story takes place from 1990-2055. The series is about Rin, who looks as though she's in her twenties or early thirties, but is actually immortal. For the first few episodes she runs a detective agency in Shinjuku with her friend Mimi, who is also immortal. While solving mysteries about deaths surrounding them and their friends, Rin and Mimi try to solve the mystery of whose been causing Rin suffering in her eternal life and trying to find a way to kill her once and for all.
The series is comprised of six 45-minute long episodes, each of them taking place in a different year. This is a great series that focuses on relationships, revenge, and the value of life
Rin-Daughters of Mnemosyne is one of the most underrated shows of all time. I seriously wish they would've made more episodes.
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An ex-fan who has established an almost mentorly relationship with a celebrity they used to stan , giving them clout and the added boost of meeting and knowing famous people.
“God, ever since Avery became a band daughter/son she’s been so stuck up!”
“Yeah! Ever since she became friends with *insert celebrity here* she’s gained 10,000 followers AND got invited to a premiere!”