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a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT
why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH
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No whining or bitching. Because you can't. You are dead.
You at least want some questions answered?
You'd probably be better off just getting used to keeping quiet, dead boy.
And that also goes for the smart bitch right there that just said "I'm not a boy". You're dead too.
Welcome to deadity.
In your first and final venture into deadness, you may notice how the weather is neither hot nor cold, and how there are no rainy days or sunny days. Or more specifically, you may have noticed how "weather" does not exist. Be very alarmed. Do not be alarmed. In fact, you may find in your dead state that approximately 100% of the sensations and phenomena you were familiar with in your living days are conspicuously non-existent.
Remember how, when you were alive, you wasted hours and hours watching daytime (and probably night-time) television? Well, this is exactly like that, except without the television. And without the day and night. And without time.
Perhaps you have noticed a light shining in the distance. Please do not approach it. In the past countless dead like yourself have fooled themselves into believing it was the gate to heaven, or possibly an angel, or even God. However, it is none of the above. It's my cell phone blinking. I have mail. You don't though. Because you're dead.
Courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Dead.
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1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble
1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"
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to be in a state of extreme pain or on the way to death
the man came into the hospital screaming as though he was deading
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used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"
west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music
guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*
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This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach
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To describe a person or thing. Pointing out someting.
As far as it being good or bad.
Being direct dead on it or dead at it.
For example Dead @ her with that that bogus hair style.
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