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The erie feeling one has seen a certain Oriental person before.
Sarah: Can we stop in here quickly and pick up my dry cleaning?
Linda: Shudder
Sarha: What's wrong?
Linda: I feel like I've seen the man behind the counter before! Maybe it's just Deja Wu.
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When watching an online video and the image of the thumbnail you clicked that directed you to the video appears.
"Hey Mark, are you sure this is the right video?"
"Yea dude, I just had Deja Video"
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Is the feeling you get as though you had performed a certain action before, although you are certain that you hadn't.
People only use 34% of their brain's capacity on a daily basis. Deja vu is probably a sudden case of psycic ability for a short amount of time, therefore, making you believe that you had performed the action before you had actually done it. It's just that you had seen yourself do it a split second before you had actually done it.
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Terd that reappears after you flush the toilet
"I had to flush twice, because I experienced deja poo"
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(n.) A fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.
(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
Don't screw with that monk, he knows Deja Fu.
I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
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The feeling that you've heard all this bull shit before.
Person # 1: So then I caught a fish, like, ten feet long!
Person # 2: I have a strong feeling of Deja Moo.
Person # 3: No wonder! He's been telling the same damn story for thirty years!
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The feeling that you are doing something that you've already done before. Literal translation "already seen" (from French, deja 'already', vu 'seen'). Apparently it's due to a blip in your brain process which gives you the illusion that you've been somewhere/done something before, and technically, you have - a fraction of a second ago.
However, a common misinterpretation of deja vu is a repeat of a certain event. For example, in an episode of Garfield and Friends (US Acres) Orson perpetually removes the same book (Deja vu: the feeling that you are doing something that you've done before) from a box of books over and over again. This is NOT deja vu; rather, it's an event that doesn't have a forseeable end: an infinite loop, if you will.
If you walk into a room and immediately get the feeling that you've been there before, then that is a case of deja vu.
When i stepped out the door and looked at the sky, i immediately felt like i'd forseen this. wow, deja vu. looks like its going to be a very interesting day...
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