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She’s shy but freaky on the sheets, you might think she’s innocent but she’s not, she’s actually a super horny person.
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Were you looking for Congressman Roger Furlong?
Even Roger Furlong (known by some losers as John Delaney) is running for President
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when you have a crush on a girl when you first see/talk to her. you think you are hopelessly in love and she rejects you yet, you still keep loving her. she gets in your mind and you can't stop thinking about the girl.
dude, you have the Delaney Curse.
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A person you never heard of who asks for your support.
“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”
a nun.
sister delaney: i’m a nun.
all the rest of the nuns: same bitch
finnegan: i’m a fucking dumbass
all the rest of the nuns: no shit u fucking bald ass
monk
Sexiest couple alive
The loyalty in this relationship is beyond 100%
Look at that couple, they are such a Delaney + Aditya
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delaney medeiros is the most beautiful iconic queen to exist.
"what's her name?"
"uh delaney medeiros"
"she's a keeper"