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An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.
Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."
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Similar to the commonly known diabetes however the seizures are caused when the person suffering from the condition attention levels get too low.
No one is paying attention to her! She suffers from attention diabetes and is about to have one of her seizures!
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A unhealthy snack for fat fucks. Usually consist of Ice cream mixed with a bunch of toppings and syrups.Cost about 20+$ most likely will cause diabetes.
Shelly got that new diabetes cup damn. She gonna have diabetes after.
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When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?
"So you have diabetes? but youre not fat?"
"I have type 1 diabetes dumbass..."
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The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.
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Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.
Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.
Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.
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Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!
Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
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A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.
I have TYPE 1 diabetes , type two is for fat or old people
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