dick

Your own personal squirt gun. (If your a male or a really fucked up lady)

I squirted John in the eye with my dick, and he screamed and jumped off a roof.

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dicks

like to fuck. they fuck pussies, but sometimes they fuck assholes too.

Dick Cheney (he fucks Colon Powell)

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dick

1. Another word for a penis. The male genital.

2. A jerk or an asshole. Somebody who's purposely treating you like crap or putting you down for no reason or being selfish.

"What the hell did I ever do to you you dick."

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dick for

See the example below

Ex: What is a Dick For

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dick

a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.

Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks."

Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"

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Dicked

To completely own someone, usually in a sporting activity.

England dicked Germany 5-1 in 2001.

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dick

Kanye West

The dick interupted Taylor Swift...enough said

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