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(v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When diegoing, the perpetrator lures in a pack of niggers with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.
Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for diegoing. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the diegoer will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.
In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of diegoing, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh bean tacos, as he is usually Mexican or some corrupt variant. As he eats the tacos, the diegoer smiles with joy, contemplating his next victim.
Diego: My asshole is feeling really tight, you wanna go diego tonight?
Jared: Sure! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
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Diego is honestly a loser. He tries to get many girls but doesnt pull any. He isnt that funny (unless you look at him) and is very unathletic. He usually does wrestling because he likes grabbing guys and likes the skin tight uniforms. He is the type of person who thinks he is a genius just because his mommy told him he is. You can usually spot a Diego if a person has no hairline, is under 5ft tall, has a tiny penis, has big buck teeth, is more wide than he is tall, and wears jackets and shorts.
Guy-Omg is that a Diego? He keeps staring at my cock!
Other Guy- Yeah lets get away from him
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a person with a really big dick
i met this guy yesterday. hes probably a diego
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A guy that likes girl younger than him and doesn't care how big he is
Stop being a Diego
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Diego is a person most likely to have his dad close the gym and take things way too seriously and talks to girls alr younger than him absolute player of the kindergarten. Can make u laugh not on purpose most likely by being super cringe. Diego is also a huuuugeeee simp and talks bad about you behind ur back to get with girls. Diego is overall a mediocre dude I guess ehhhh nvm
Omg diego why did u close the gym?
Diego is very lighthearted, But he can find people annoying very easily, and will ghost you if you're not entertaining to his standards. That being said he's very close to his family and friends, he'll make sure to put you before himself always. He makes for a great late night of talking or fooling around and makes sure you're left satisfied. He has very old taste in music but a great collection of games. All around a delight to know and will keep you laughing even in hard times, make sure to not let this one go.
Why did diego stop messaging me?
You weren't funny enough bro