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a french grandmother's word for feces or droppings.
French Grandmother: "oh no!(prrrrt)"
Stranger: "what happened?"
French Grandmother: "I think I've got a dingleberry in my panties!"
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A Dingleberry is the formation of loose shit, ass hair, lint, toilet paper and maybe a little dirt mixed in for good measure. Dingleberries are usually the result of not properly maintaining the asshole region and the crack of the ass. On some occasions, it seems that when a Dingleberry has been stuck to an anal hair for a few weeks, it tends to rip out the anal hairs from which it has adhered to.
Man, that Dingleberry hurt as I removed it! But it does have a nice feel to it. Nice odor as well.
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Are dried up pieces of poo that are stuck in your ass hair.
To remove: soak and pull (they hurt to pull on if they're dry)
It gives me a huge-ass boner when my grandma spreads her ass for me to suck on her dingleberries and then pull them out with my teeth. I like the chew them for a long time before I swallow.
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Shut up Phillip or I'll kick you in the dingleberries!
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the sassy pieces of shet that hold on tight to your pube hairs that grown in your asshole, & are afraid of the icy tundra waters of the deep, deep soiled suage tanks.
my fuckin dingleberries WONT come off of my curly black asshole hairs...WTF! they are tightly gripped & if i pull any harder ill have to wait for the sexy asshole hairs to grown back....AGAIN!!!! shit. well, the other day when my girlfriend was giving me hardcore rim job, she started eating them and she swallowed every single bite. after, she tried to make out with me, & there was still A TON of shit stuck in her teeth....it was a little weird but it still turned me on.
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A menstruating female with long pubic hair will at times be prone to growing a dingleberry. This is the phenomenon wherein little balls made from the mixing of toilet paper and menstrual blood "dingle" from her pubic hair.
"Oh Man! I had a shit and I found a dingleberry"
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