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A dinner consisting of..
just cereal.
Everyone loves a kathy dinner.
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Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.
Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.
It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.
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A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.
I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?
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The Arsehole
That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.
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When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.
I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.
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Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.
HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?
SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.
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When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.
Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner
Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her
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