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diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014

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dash-diving

You are dash-diving someone when you are about to be caught driving down the street with some random in your passenger seat and you catch a glimpse of your posse up ahead. Rather than them seeing you with someone beneath your 'pay scale', you quickly grab your passenger behind their head and swiftly duck their noggin' out of the line of sight and under the dashboard.

She: "What the hell are you doin'? Are you dash-diving me from your friends?"
He: No way! It looked like those guys were going to throw a rock toward us and I didn't want you to get hit.
She: I call B.S., you were dash-diving me you creep!

by Dorkasaurus Mt. Girl March 15, 2017


snow diving

1.To be minorities going to a predominately white party or scene. More specifically to be planning on having sex with a hot white female.

2.To engage in the act of using massive amounts of cocaine in one day.

1. 3 6 mafia were straight snow diving at that concert held at Princeton University.

2. Bush's main criticism during the presidential race was that he had a habit of snow diving.

by Johsua Newkirk June 8, 2007


Jakedelaney Dive in

Verb.

A "Jakedelaney Dive in" is a circumstance in which a boy dives or enters the process of attempting to attract a girl to the boy who is "jakedelaney diving in" with an enormous amount of confidence and no fucks for their reputation or dignity. They simply dive in to whatever girl they would like no matter how far out of their league she is.

"Bro, Milani is a fucking goddess, I'm about to Jakedelaney dive in real quick."

by summer16 June 8, 2016


dive for five

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.

Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

by OfkU YduInEd2hasnAm? January 6, 2009

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Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

by Psyral September 21, 2010

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Scuba Dive

A code word meaning smoking weed. Scuba divers dive down deep under the surface of soberness into the depths of the ocean to explore the coral reefer.

Me and watts are going to Scuba Dive after school. wanta come with us?

by layout420 December 9, 2006

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