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When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.
When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.
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Multi Diverse Personality unlike schizophrenia is the result of multitasking requirements in the present day age whereby one must have the ability to switch personalities based on the requirement to adapt to a particular environment.
John has such a multi diverse personality MDP in such that he can actually be an accountant one minute, then a sales person the next, but even more so he can type and text message on his phone at the same time. His girlfriend Jane can social network, analyze people, and text message also at the same time, making her a MDP also. Hence, their relationship is made in heaven. Adaptability is so important, they have mastered it as MDP's.
I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.
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REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.
BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.
When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
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Inclusive Intersectional Capitalism DIC
The University and College Union (UK) stated "The UCU has a long history of enabling members to self-identify, whether that is being black, disabled, LGBT or women.", and joined D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)
when the government discourages interracial relationships even though whites will still be the majority in any scenario
The diversity quashing was made to keep people afraid of coming up short in their endeavors.