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When your method of divorce is having your spouse killed.
Fat Tony: I wanna get one of those Manhattan divorces.
Jimmy Tight-Lips: You wanna have your ol' lady clipped?
Fat Tony: Yeah, I want her wacked.
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Noun or verb used to describe a wife who uses the fact that divorce courts are sexist in favour of women, to personal advantage. For example by taking an unfair proportion of the husband's assets or denying him access to children.
Julie and her husband James had been married for 10 years and had 3 children. Julie stopped having sex with James and then accused him of rape. She filed for divorce and hired an expensive lawyer using their shared bank account. Julie and her lawyer divorce raped James and took the house and all the money James had saved over the years, leaving James with nothing. He was also denied the right to visit his children. James was upset with the divorce rape that Julie had committed against him. What a bitch.
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(n) A simple but effective method for breaking up with a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse.
To perform it, you approach your significant other from behind and give him/her the biggest wedgie you can. Then, kick him/her in the ass once but swiftly. At this point, walk away, and never return your new ex's calls.
Out of logical necessity, same-sex Australian divorce is currently only legal in jurisdictions where same-sex marriage is legal.
The advent of the Australian divorce paved the way for the creation of the atomic Australian divorce.
Guy #1: Janet divorced me.
Guy #2: Oh no! Who's getting the kids?
Guy #1: No, no, we didn't get into all that. Her lawyer advised her to serve me with an Australian divorce, so we wouldn't have to worry about custody.
Guy #3: Janet's single?
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When you catch your woman cheating on you and you kill her lover, her then yourself.
He was so distraught when he caught his wife cheating on him, he ended it via a Detroit Divorce - shooting both his wife and her lover then turning the gun on himself.
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When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.
If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
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Based on the story of Richard Crafts, who knocked his wife out with a flashlight, stabbed her to death, stuffed her body in a freezer, cut her frozen body into chunks with a chainsaw, then fed the chunks into a wood chipper on a bridge in the middle of the night in a snowstorm, aiming the output from the chipper into a lake. He was eventually caught and will never be out of prison.
Man, I hate my wife so much, I'm going to get a Connecticut Divorce.
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A clean break and end to a friendship, much like a divorce or seperation, but between platonic friends.
He was being an asshole, so I had to friendship divorce him.
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