Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.

That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!

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what do you think you're doing

universal parent language for stop. referenced all the time, such as in a netflix special of the comedian john mulaney. suprised nobody has defined this yet.

sometimes, our parents would ask us "what do you think you're doing?"
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)

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You do me one I'll do you

Refers to the act of giving something back to someone who someone who's given something to you.
Mostly used in raving culture whereby if someone sorts you out with gum you must give them a cigarette or Rollie in return. It's all about looking after eachother.

"You do me one I'll do you"

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what do you mean, what do I mean?

A response to the question, "what do you mean," when unsure of the answer to the original question "what do u mean" answering the question with the answer.

After being confused, Brad asks Kristina, "what do you mean?"
Kristina than replies, "what do you mean, what do I mean?"

He then looks at her with utter disappointment because he does not know what she means.

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skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga

A stupid cunt (usually female) that constantly gets drunk off cheerleader beer.

I got so drunk off bacardi and smirnoff last night...I love being a skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga!

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Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

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