Doin' the kermit

The act of fingering a girls bumhole whilst recieving oral sex

Dude 1: man I got so nasty with this girl last night!
Dude 2: oh man sweet!! Details!!
Dude 1: well she was sucking my thang and we got so into it, we ended up doin' the kermit!! Look smell!
(thrusts fingers under friends nose)

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doin work

the art of getting really really stoned.

Friend: what you up to dude?
Me: just doin work with the roor.
Friend: nice
Me: damn straight

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Doin the Lani

Work all day on replcation issues, Special Projects, not take calls, looking busy

Man, he's not doing anything. He is just sittin around doin the Lani Thing.

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Doin' the Mando

shoving your privates (if male) infront of a girls face without her consent

"Hey baby, im gonna shove my privates all up in yo face without consent" Is an act of doin' the Mando

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doin the dew

particpating in sexual contact

Guy #1 :yo, last night i was doin the dew wit my gilfriend
Guy #2: Forshizzle my broterizzle

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Doin Work

When someone masterbates at there work place.

Man, I was so bored today at my job I took 15 and straight up started doin work in the cleaning closet.

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doin work

anything that involves work boots.

Guy 1: Dood, i just did work!
Guy 2: All you did was pour some Dr. Pepper.
Guy 1: But, I was wearin my work boots. Therefore I was doin work

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