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american cars that have been riced with huge stickers, neons, and japanese parts such as a GT-R badge, vtec stickers, mugen, apc, etc.
an orange v6 mustang with huge 20" 'NOS' stickers on the doors, vtec banner across the windshield, cheap intercooler with no turbo and the owner claims it has so much hp that it will beat any import
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Dude, why dont you marry Haley?
Because we're in a domestic partnership and I can book it if I ever feel the need!
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The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th by trump supporters
The attempted coup on the capital on January 6th was an act of domestic terrorism.
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A domestic goddess is someone who excels at skills that were once called "Home Economics" in the once upon a time days.
A Domestic Goddess has skills in food, decorating, sewing, throwing a party, knitting, baking and more. She may or may not be married. 'She' might even be male.
She's often considered an ideal wife by many men. And yes, she's skilled at that, too!
Think of those beautiful women who have televised cooking shows, and do everything to perfection.
And she (or he) does all this without breaking a sweat or dirtying their clothes.
And yes, she might just prefer to remain single.
I just went over to Jamie's house. His mother is like, a total {Domestic Goddess}! Their house looks like it's in a magazine and the food she made for dinner? Oh my god, I'm moving to their house. And she's a total {MILF}, too!
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Adam's gay dad is a real Domestic Goddess! His birthday party was off the charts, man!
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a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
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When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.
Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:
Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
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A relationship where the people involved are kind and loving towards each-other.
Yo, we in a good domestic partnership!
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