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To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
The process in which you have casual conversation while taking a dump. This person can be your spouse or your neighbor/anyone who can withstand the odor and not be offended. The idea is to find someone who will chill while dropping the kids at the pool.
Dooky chilling is so much fun.
Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.
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listen to this eediat 😂😂😂😂
(they’re chatting a load of waffle)
eediat: don’t make me chef you
me: hear dookie/dooks😂😂
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a rising rapper in the industry known for his second album
I have memories attached to Pookie Dookie's second album, the seventh track was fire.
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The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit
Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy
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A person that smells similar to dookie (shit). Usually that nigga and the area around him smells like dookie and he can't help it.
Elliot: Yo Randy, what's good my nigga?
Randy: Chill, you smell like shit you dookie nigga.
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