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douche bag

A preppy faggot that grew up in the rich side of town. They usually have long blonde fag-boy hair and they talk on their cell phones really loud and carry around skate boards that they dont know how to use.

pretty much everyone from the OC is a douche bag.

by caboomed February 15, 2009

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Douche Bag

(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.

Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.

Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.

Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.

Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.

by D.B. Police November 3, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.

Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!

by The Leopard December 5, 2003

62๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 2, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

by Jillian93784 January 8, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche bag

A Pi Kappa Phi fraternity guy. Commonly called and interchangeable with Pi Kap.

So at the party last night a Pi Kap put ruffies in that girl's drink. What a douche bag.

by AOII May 3, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Bag

Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe

Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?

Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.

Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?

Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain

by Gilf Lover_4000 July 6, 2009

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