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Douchebag

A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.

Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*

Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."

Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."

Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"

by Trjx March 31, 2014

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Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMALβ€’NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.

That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!

by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018

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Douchebag

An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.

Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a douchebag

by Urban Defin3r May 11, 2011

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Douchebag

one who moshes in a skankpit.

one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one.

one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit

in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings

"i was just trying to skank and that doucenag punched me in the face!"

by nightcrawler March 11, 2005

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Douchebag

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a ego-maniacal, narcissistic, compulsive lying, greedy douchebag.

by ;ljhdldkjdfsh August 29, 2018

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Douchebag

A douchebag is defined as the 45th President of the United States of America.

A douchebag was elected in the 2016 US election.

by $4Life June 11, 2018

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Douchebag

~ n.~ slang: A Person (usually male) that attempts to make himself appear more interesting/cool than the collective average of those around him by exaggerating half truths about himself and his experiences. Often they are confused with arrogant/smug people but The North American Douchebag is actually insecure and are only attempting to act arrogant and this is usually how we can spot them in the wild and call them out on their douchebaggery. There are slight variations of demeanor depending on which country they reside. However the North American breed is the most dominant.

Nobody was paying attention to Jim so he started talking about a popular girl he went out with in high school for 2 hours, as though they were prom king and queen. What a douchebag.

by cyclebreaker October 22, 2011

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