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When you have a shit really bad and then a huge steaming pile of shit comes out grumbling at you.
"I had to take a grumpy douglas after eating all those chicken wings last night"
Vincent Douglas is perfection. He is the kind of guy who loves to make other people happy, and will always put others before himself. As soon as you meet him, he makes you feel welcome and like you have a safe haven. The longer you two talk, the more comforting he becomes. Vincent will support you through whatever you have heading your way in life, he will accept you for your past- and always believe in you. Vincent will always believe in you and be there to talk to. He is handsome and always finds a reason to laugh. Although he doesn't always make the best jokes- they're either amazing, or that bad that you laugh at the fact that they're bad. He always tries his best, and he won't give up on you. Vincent loves you for your soul and personality- he wouldn't change you for the world. Inside jokes are his middle name, the strangest jokes appear with Vincent- but they're the best ones. He has been through so much, yet he is so strong- and he never gives up. Even at his hardest times, he stays strong and ploughs through it. Vincent is a mature and sensible young man, even through he may act like a child sometimes. He never fails to make you happy, and he wants the best in you to shine. Vincent has the looks of a god, deep blue eyes, fluffy blonde hair, a perfectly sculpted face. He is muscular and there are a wide variety of reasons to love Vincent. But his personality is definitely number one.
"Vincent Douglas is so handsome!"
"He's perfect actually, I'm especially lucky to have him."
Douglas House – Being defined now as 60’s memorabilia, a now defunct recreational place for American Servicmen, but an exploited pick-up joint for women trapping GI’s
The Douglas House was described as 'recreation' , but was utilised as a pick-up joint, and some trapped several, and abandoned the ‘superfluous’ consequences ‘cos there was always another GI !!
The unmistakable outline of a woman's genitalia through tight jeans ir trousers, causing the material to dimple into her poonanny like the dimple on Mr Douglas chin!
Man#1 Golly, those jeans look awfully tight?!
Man#2 Yeah, look at the Kirk Douglas on that!!!!!
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When a person is performing deep oral sex on a male and pubic hair rests on the lips, creating a pubic hair moustache.
Last night, Jack gave Jill a Harry Douglas.
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Shave your pubes and hold the pubes in your hand. While you're banging a chick, right before you cum, you pull out and shoot your load on her back and shit at the same time. Then you throw the handful of pubes on the load.
Dude, did you hear? I definitely, Harry Douglas'd that chick the other night.
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