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stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 22, 2019


fishers dozen

A flexible unit of measurement ranging between 7 and 11. Originated in the long history of fishers exaggerating their catch both in size and total number caught. when someone says they caught a dozen fish without documented proof of said catch; they caught between 7 and 11.

How many hours did you study for the exam?

About a fishers dozen

by flytier October 29, 2015


dime a dozen

Mr. Rawley, a prestigious educator from Imagine Schools says, "In reference to dime meaning 10 and dozen, 12, this phrase can be described as an event or phenomenon occurring 10 out of 12 times.

It's believed that "dime a dozen" originated in the 1800's when a hen was expected to yield at least 10 viable eggs out of 12 that are laid.

by Mr. Rawley I crave you April 6, 2009

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a dozen furies

A "post hardcore/metal/rock" Texas-based quintet, made famous by winning the TV-show "Battle For Ozzfest", in which 8 bands competed for winning a place on Ozzfest's 2005 second stage.

Lineup:

Vocals - Bucky
Lead Guitar - Joey
Rhythm Guitar - Marc
Bass - Keith
Drums - Mike

Check out their music on PureVolume and their 2004 EP, "Rip The Stars Down".

A Dozen Furies is a band. Self explanatory.

by phibroptik January 15, 2005

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The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

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Dirty Dozen

A drinking session that begins directly after finishing work and lasts 12 hours, e.g. from 5pm Friday till 5am Saturday morning.

"You look like shit."
"I did the Dirty Dozen straight from work yesterday."

by cobes72 August 8, 2017

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bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

by California Nelson99 June 6, 2011

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