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The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.
Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!
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1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results. Sometimes called "CD".
2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.
3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.
It was difficult living with Collaborative Dysfunction. No matter how hard my team worked, we could never get our results up. Once we began using Confluence, though, our performance uplift was unbelievable!
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A condition which causes a person to continually belch.
Jay; "Dude, what's up with that guy over there? He hasn't stopped belching since I got here!"
Larry: "Oh that's Chuck, he suffers from erructile dysfunction."
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Playing a video game so badly, you are ashamed to own anything having to do with video games in general.
Guy 1:Did you see Tom get pwned in the Madden Challenge Tournament yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah. Classic case of gamectile dysfunction.
Guy 1:Total pwnage
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When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.
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When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.
George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction
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A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.
You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
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