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When some retarded kid pulls the fire alarm.
"The court was like an ESE Disco yesterday..."
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ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.
"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"
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1)A way to live your life. Like a careless theory to go about life.
2)A Shout of excitement.
3)A term for marijuana.
4)Lunchin out and saying stupid stuff.
5)"Whatever"
Person A: Man shit, my parents are gonna be home in 10 minutes and my house is all fucked up.
Person B: Es Jis. Not my house, not my problem.
Person A: Fuck you.
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Punkess(es) are a girl and girls who listen to punk rock music, any subgenre, and rock music but not heavy metal. They can play guitar or drums or like-minded instruments. Often are or want to be in a band. eyeliner. If they have short hair, they gel it up to be spiky. they don't necessary wear just black, they wear other colours, often red, white.
Some band started punk music in the late 70's early 80's such as Blondie. Many people admire the lead singer Debbie Harry, to become punkess(es) themselves. Like me. lol.
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When you see the funny you must use this.
DankMemes420lol: *posts funny meme for once*
You: "Hahay es"
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EM ES stands for m-s which stands for mouldy sandwhich. EM ES refers to a person who's odour is really REALLY and i mean REALLY bad to the lungs to the point of suicide.
what the hell that guy stinks man, i hate him that EM ES fool...
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Extremely sexy dark skin n**** with third mainland bridge cock , very rich most times and always confident in decision making
If you meet an Ese (male)Keep him at all times or run far away cause his cock is too big for your