Random
Source Code
Random
A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.
Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!
Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?
Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.
Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,
Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)
22👍 28👎
A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth
Happy birthday, mark!
We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot
When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.
Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.
A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful
“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”
Located in Ypsilanti, Michigan this is one of the worst places for "higher education" known to man. The campus sucks, the athletic teams are a joke, social life is non-existent, and the admission standards are so low. Essentially, anyone with a pulse can get in here. Most of the people are commuter students and there is no such thing as an Eastern Michigan fan as the University of Michigan is close in nearby Ann Arbor. Eastern SUCKS!
Person 1: "Hey man, where are you going this fall?"
Person 2: "Oh, I'm going to Eastern Michigan University."
Person 1: "I'm going to Washtenaw. It's way cheaper, and it's a hell of a lot safer"
Person 2: "Losers only go to Washtenaw."
Person 1: "Yeah, well at least I'll be able to transfer to a better school, as no one takes Eastern seriously."
42👍 69👎
The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.
Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?
Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!
16👍 24👎
A Chinese airlines was started on June 25, 1988, and is headquartered at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport. They don’t know how to clean planes, because they’re lazy pieces of shit who don’t care. They are the second largest airlines in China, which means they’re like the American Airlines of China. Also they don’t care to provide WiFi, because China only pretends to be in the 21st century.
WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!
Today I flew on China Eastern Airlines, it was horrible! The plane was filthy, the seats where too, there wasn’t any WiFi, and the damn engines were so loud!
2👍 1👎