Parramatta eels

The best fucking team in the whole NRL the teams hottest player is dylan brown and mitchell moses is the best fucking halfback in the game and don’t even get me started on Campbell, Gillard, Junior paulo and weirmu greig the best forwards in the game oh and sivo is just simply so good he can palm of a 9foot 200kg islander and that’s why parra is simple the best.

The definition of parramatta eels is that it is a nrl team based in parramatta there logo is a eel and the teams colours are blue and gold

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Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.

Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel

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Mud eel

A brown stained penis that usually occurs after unprotected anal sex. Simply put, gross.

Charlie: "So did you end up getting any from Tapanga last night?"

Christopher: "Well, we basically did it all, and I even got to bang her in the ass, but I had some crazy mud eel afterwards..."

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Electric Eel

The act of a man or woman having sex while either:

A. The man tases himself right as he is climaxes which transfers the electric shock to the woman

B. The woman tases herself as the man is climaxing causing him to receive the electric shock

C. The man and woman both tase themselves as soon as one or both of them climaxes

Yeah man, the sparks were flying last night between me and that chick...especially when we did the Electric Eel. I haven't been able to get it up for a week now.

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sky eel

The action of shoving a large can of gummi worms into the small crevice between the ass and vaginal area of a zebra.

The zoo keeper decided to play a prank, and sky eel the zebras.

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eel pie

When a guy continues to masterbate after cumming on his own dick.

"my dick is an eel pie after a good porn sesh."

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Chocolate Eel

The act of obtaining a chocolatey coating on ones dong after inserting ones penis into someone's anus after having given them laxatives, or prune juice.

Or, if your an unlucky Chinese fisherman: The act of falling into a container of live eels and having one swim up your ringer. Hence, A Chocolate Eel.

Man, you hear about that Chinese fisherman who got a chocolate Eel?

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