eGG

A substitute for when you have nothing else to say; funny with or without context. Although this is incredibly funny with two capital G's, the humor will not be the same without them.

Brian: *silence*
Emma: *silence*
Hayden: *silence*
Austin: eGG
*everyone begins hysterically laughing*

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eggs

chicken abortions

Person 1. Would you like some eggs?
Person 2. You mean chicken abortions?

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egg egg

a call of approval between two high intellectuals

Hey i saw you eat that sammy. Egg egg.

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Egge

N: A Tyrannosaurus-like beer drinking scourge.

V: To drink all of everyone's beer and pass out on the couch.

"Watch out Amy, if you don't hide your beer I think he's gonna Egge it all.

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egg

a white person who is very asian inside; that one white kid who hangs out with all the asians

"Why does he always hang out with asians?"
"Oh, you didn't know? he's an egg."

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eggs

According to Homestar Runner, officially not a fruit.

Homestar: I officially declare eggs...NOT a fruit.

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egg

a white person that has a fetish for asian women/men. white on the outside/yellow on the inside.

goddamit, i am such a fucking egg. i get rock hard every time i go to the asian market and see those tight asian women.

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