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When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.
-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.
A surgical procedure which involves the removal of the nut sack so your balls are just hanging, and then having an apple core inserted into your asshole, and sewed in
Paul: Man, the Jews are responsible for 9/11
Chubz: Shut up fat ass before I pay Jimmy to sneak into your house at night to give you an Egyptian Scribbler
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When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.
Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.
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A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.
I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.
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When ones feet are cold. An individual, preferably a male place his testicles on the feet of the individual who is cold.
Brooke and Katie's feet were cold so Robbie and Tyler gave them a pair of Egyptian Sandals.
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basically a cross mix between Egyptian Cocaine and Meth.
Egyptian Powder is addicting as fuck
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The act of wrapping your partner in used toilet paper, then tickling the answer with a feather.
The wife and I tried a Egyptian tickle last night.
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