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The Korean comedian "Noh Hong-Chul" who appears on Psy's Gangnam Style music video who does series of pelvic thrusts when the elevator opens.
Elevator guy gets me every time!
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In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.
After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.
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it is when some one crouches down breathes heavily for a period of time(until feeling light headed), and then taking a hit of marijuana while slowly standing up. I have passed out numerous times doing this and a few friends ahve passed out too. The longer you hold your hit in the more likey you will pass out.
"Yo dude i took an elevator hit today, and i passed out and hit the ground man!"
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An extremely short summary. The kind of summary that can be used when you're going up or down in an elevator, and can explain the matter during those few seconds
I was in an elevator and had 40 seconds to explain my proposal to a billionair investor.That was the only period which I was allowed to me by the investor. So I used an elevator summary by telling him "I have a scheme which can save you millions of dollars. You only have to invest few thousand and spend 2 days in my holiday resort. The returns are guaranteed and vouched by Mr. ..."
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The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.
Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!
Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man
Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.
Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.
Unless he also likes eating shit.
Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors
This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.