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The Korean comedian "Noh Hong-Chul" who appears on Psy's Gangnam Style music video who does series of pelvic thrusts when the elevator opens.
Elevator guy gets me every time!
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In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.
After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.
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it is when some one crouches down breathes heavily for a period of time(until feeling light headed), and then taking a hit of marijuana while slowly standing up. I have passed out numerous times doing this and a few friends ahve passed out too. The longer you hold your hit in the more likey you will pass out.
"Yo dude i took an elevator hit today, and i passed out and hit the ground man!"
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An extremely short summary. The kind of summary that can be used when you're going up or down in an elevator, and can explain the matter during those few seconds
I was in an elevator and had 40 seconds to explain my proposal to a billionair investor.That was the only period which I was allowed to me by the investor. So I used an elevator summary by telling him "I have a scheme which can save you millions of dollars. You only have to invest few thousand and spend 2 days in my holiday resort. The returns are guaranteed and vouched by Mr. ..."
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This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.
Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.
When that nigga Conner thinks he’s too cool for everyone else.
“Get off your elevated steed Conner, nobody gives a rat’s dick hole about your Gucci fanny pack.”
noun, verb The extreme anger felt by some elevator riders when another rider chooses to take the elevator up one floor as opposed to taking the stairs. People that are habitually late or dislike fat people are more likely to experience elevator rage. Elevator rage rarely escalates to violence, but is the cause of much eye-rolling, loud sighing, and pointed watch checking.
Kat can no longer control her elevator rage, she even gets pissed when the guy on crutches rides the elvator from 13 to 14. Joe was elevatoring raging the whole way up to our sales appointment.