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Kid 1: OMG! I love this song!
Elia: Oh, i used to like that song, but now like everyone likes it and listens to it... SO annoying!
Kid 1: Oh, okay. *She is such a hipster!*
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Elia is a guy who likes pears. He always looks at pears when he has the chance even though other people already ate them, he often cries and wants to do everything that is possibile to get the pear but he always fails.
(he has a gf btw)
BEST WHITE SNOWMAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!! good to his gf (sometimes), funny (at times) & an intelligent individual (meh). he loves milfs (specifically my mother) and is a boob man. LOVES HIS FOOD. NO RULES FOR ELIAS, ELIAS DOES WHAT HE PLEASES YET GETS AWAY WITH IT idk how he’s so charming like stop it dude
elias is shy but that’s what people love about him. mysteriously HANDsome, has quite a strong figure with a pair of big brown eyes. usually a normal person would like to stare into the sky, but no, elias is BUILT DIFFERENT, prefers to stare at ceiling & think about s**** probably
P.S i love you dude
elias: maya.. m-maya?? maya? MAYA?! NOOOO! MAYA
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Elias is a boring loser who thinks he is smart and cool but he actually is dumb.Elias is mean and lazy but if you are his friend he will play so funny but dumb games
I hate Elias he is always so mean.
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like balls sacks in his face
elia likes balls sacks in his mouth
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A synonym for slut, strumpet, harlot in a old, Mexican dialect. Elia is used to describe prostitutes that work for no pay.
That whore is such an Elia!
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