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A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.
"Gee I guess Ani must be tired of riding, shes blowing the ol elk-bugle."
A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?
A dumb nickname given to an athlete by an another athlete that plays for a franchise notorious for dumb things.
"His spirit animal is a silky elk" What does that even mean?
When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.
An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.
Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!
Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!
Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?
Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.
Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.
Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.
Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.
Same as Stonyford minus the rodeo Plus a Great Cafe!!!!
(Elk Creek) is a country town.
Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.
Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*