elliott Is a very good best friends for callum, bc Elliott is funny, kind courageous and so, so helpful
Elliott Shaw is my best friend
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1. He is NOT in a punk band.
2. He has nice teeth.
3. Has a crush on Sarah Baker.
4. He's a "Nicey-Nice."
5. Knows "the move."
6. He's in Symphony (the school orchestra, in case you didn't know)
7.Sarah Baker stole make-up for him
8. Can Knee-board with Calvin.
9. An honor student.
10. Has like 7 siblings.
Bobby: I'm going out with your daughter tonight.
Mr.Arterbery: Do you play any instruments?
Bobby: Yea, drumsss
Mr.Arterbery: Oh. So you're in of of those punk bands?
Bobby: No(laughs). Symphony, you know school orchestra?
Mr.Arterbery: All those drums must get you behind in school
Bobby: Oh well, you know Im an honor student...
What an Elliott Murtaugh.
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The most bad-ass person around. He killed 17 gangstas in the year of 1999 by just being born. After this he got his name by making the streets a better place by killing gangstas 17 at a time. He now makes his life by selling Mexicans to mow peoples lawns.
Did you see Oscar Elliott fuck that guy up.
Nah but I heard it was seventeen.
Geez Oscar "Fucking" Elliott he is a badass.
Everything that ever goes wrong links directly back to Elliott's actions. Blame him.
"God damn it, Elliott!"
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a name for a very babeish and fat dude.
a dude with this name usually has man boobs and a very flat buttox.
elliott chubs titty also likes the ladies;) shame they don't like him really.
also, elliott is very much in love with himself.. and gabby.
all this aside, many people love him.
LOL. JK. only i do. he's my bitch.
bs: woahwoahwoah, that guy.. wth. i bet he is in love with himself! aaannd, like look at his buttox...
fg: jayzuus.. that's flat!
bs: and whats up with those tits?!!?
fg: faack me they're of the large sort..
bs: ikr.
fg: oh well, he must be an elliott chubs titty, what do ya think?
bs: oh totes! poor guy..
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Ramblin' Jack Elliott (b. 1931) is the world's greatest folksinger. He is the bridge between Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan and is actually the person who taught both Dylan, as well as Arlo Guthrie, Woody's material since Guthrie died early. An accomplished guitarist, he is known for his solid flatpicking skills.
Clueless Guy: Man, that Eddie Van Halen sure can wail!
Me: Uh, yeah, well, he's no Ramblin' Jack Elliott.
Matt Elliott will be a person you can tell anything to, no matter what they wonโt judge you. They will make you feel happy and your days will be filled with happiness as long as youโre around them. Matt Elliott is the best person ever even if heโs your internet best friend and you can only see him on FaceTime
โHeโs there for me, heโs my Matt Elliottโ
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