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Most pretentious crap musician ever, none of his lyrics are any good or mean anything; incredibly dull. Fake emotion and very self-indulgent crappy music. Also a racist as he condones Oliver Cromwell's violence against the Irish and refers to the Irish as "white niggers" in his song Oliver's Army. By far the lamest musician to ever walk this Earth. Elvis Costello isn't even his real name, plus it sucks as a pseudonym; and it's totally ripping off Elvis Presley. worthless cunt. he is also a flaming (closeted) racist
Also, the guy is a geek. And he can't sing and totally lacks personality, his music says nothing about life or the real world. Just simple fun and games type of songs. The guy is also a weirdo.
Elvis Costello is the most overrated and crappiest "punk rock" musician of all time. his music is some of the most lamest and annoying crap I've ever heard in my life. goddammit i cannot stand that greasy fucker
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Verb; The dance including spreading your legs, bending your knees, shaking, and kicking that a man does when his genitalia adhere(stick) to his leg, and does not want to get noticed by nearby parties while detaching said genital. Men who do this dance usually feel like they've gotten away with something, but they usually attract more attention than they would have if they had done the deed with their hand without spasming.
Chris: hey patty.
Patty: hey.
Chris: wow, do you see josh over there?
Patty: Yeah, he looks like he's really enjoying the music!
Chris: Thats what he wants you to think, hes actually at mid Elvis Presley. Every guy here knows what he is up to.
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A great man who was never tempted in the same way as jacko. He is undisputed king of Rock 'n' Roll. Basically holds all the records in music and is still number 1 in UK charts to this day.
Only bad point is that he was American.
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Peanut butter and banana sandwich, fried in bacon grease. A favorite meal of Elvis Presley, who would eat as many as 15 at a single sitting.
Today we made Elvis sandwiches for lunch....mmmmmmgood!
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Every year in the annual Lizard music awards the winner is proclaimed 'Elvis Reptilian'. Named after Elvis Presley. This is due to it's incredible singing voice and the fact that they usually have a very good band playing with them.
Bob 'OMG, that lizard is so good at singing'
Charlie 'Well it was announced as Elvis Reptilian earlier this year'
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A really cool cat. Usually never does his homework. Likes to steal Paola's cookies. With an abnormally large penis. Loves to get blowjobs
Elvis Lopez is so hot!!!
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