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employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.

Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!

by QuacksO December 9, 2020


Rumor Mill Employee

Some fucking dumbass absolute complete piece of shit person that generally lives in the corner of a bean field and probably in a small town of less than 1200 population and has only one purpose in life, and that is to entertain themselves and others of the same ideas and beliefs, and tell one another stories that they have also heard and learned of by also hear say, and repeat it over and over to many people and along the way altering the original story to the point its like when you was a kid and played chinese telephone in the class room, where you start a sentence and by the time it gets to the end of the room it's no longer the same sentence. Just snowballing and making up extra shit to make it more interesting then it should be and spreading it like around town like a batch of the herpes at homecoming and Mad Dog fucking Brown Town with his beer can size dick til he was hospitalized and how bout that bitch.

"Man, that bitch ain't shit but a motherfucking nother god damn fucking rumor mill employee, shit bitch."

by Gagezilla May 3, 2024


Studenac Employee

A person who dresses with a bright orange polo shirt and can be easily mistaken as an employee of the Croatian supermarket chain Studenac. The dress can be interpretated as NPC behaviour.

1: This guy has Studenac employee drip.
2: True.

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023


employee favoritism

Usually occurs when a member of management forms a bond with a new employee. The pair become bffs having a lot in common and become friends outside of work as well. Manager promotes new hire straight through the ranks bypassing competent employees having worked there for many years. This creates resentment and a bad work environment.

Brandy has worked here for 2 months and now she is on the top floor with her own office can we say employee favoritism!

by Tile Inc March 20, 2021


county employee

A government employee that is overworked and grossly underpaid. Counties generally have an employee shortage while expecting the productivity of a full workforce while paying them wages that would have been adequate twenty years ago.

Sarah- I should hook up with Fred. He works so much so he must be loaded with cash!

Jessica- No he’s broke; He’s a county employee.

by Natespartan3777 December 29, 2017


Employee Opal Card

An Opal card where bus drivers and train staff have.

09:41, 21 September 2024 Employee Opal Card blocked School Opal Card with an expiration time of 2 weeks (autoblock disabled) (Using offensive language)

by OfficeMS September 19, 2024


Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.

Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.

by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021