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non fatal strangulation during sexual intercourse in order to heighten sexual orgasm.
sally said "tom tried auto erotic asphyxiation on me last night..that sicko"
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When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!
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When someone is SO hyper elite in business environments and meetings, people of ALL management levels and seniority are intrigued by and want to work with them.
Dan: Man, I love having meetings with Patrick, literally EVERYONE in the meeting listens to him and does exactly what he says. He could get anything he wants done.
BT: Oh ya, Patrick is SO White Collar Erotic.
Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.
Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.
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no this is wronk :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Fatal erotic electrostimulation is illegal and needs to be stopped
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1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"
*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
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Those who are both undead and Homo-Erotic. They like to indulge in Homo-Erotic orgies.
(Abbreviated to H.E.U)
*A is a member of the Homo-Erotic Undead!
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