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When she isn't sleeping, she's high.
"Ev you high or sumth?"
"WdYm, *pOsSumArsOn.jpg*"
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The night that you spend with people you dont care enough about to spend with on Christmas Eve
" Hey Frank would you like to come to my eve of the eve party"
"Sure Bill I would love to, hey do you have those reports on the Jefferson Plan?'
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1. A poker/gambling term, short for 'Expected Value'. Basically means how much you can expect to win at any gamble. For example, if you tossed a coin and I gave you a dollar if you flipped a head, then your EV is 50 cents. Often preceded by 'positive' or 'negative' where the former implies it is a good situation and the latter a negative one.
2. As above but also applied to random everyday situations where the outcome is unknown.
I had good EV on that call because the pot was so large
Chasing inside straight draws is negative EV.
You should go chat to that girl. Gotta be positive EV
Argh, Monday mornings are so negative EV.
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Driving to mom's the Wednesday before Thanksgiving in an EV is a scary thought!
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The East Valley, a region of Arizona, in the Phoenix Metropoltian area. It includes the cities of Phoenix, Chandler, Gilbert, Scottsdale, Guadalupe, Mesa, Tempe, Ahwatukee, and San Tan Valley.
Keyshawn: Aye Duke, what part of AZ are you from?
Duke: I'm from the EV.
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One syllable. Pronouced "eh-vss". (interj.)
An Australian-based abbreviation for "whatever".
Used to indicate indifference to or scorn for something, such as a remark or suggestion.
Popularized in the US in 2006 by Australian rock artist Toby Rand.
Mom: "Sam, I've told you repeatedly not to eat in your room."
Sam: "Oh, evs, ma!"
Mick: "Dude, you totally drank the last can of Foster's!"
Jack: "Evs, man. It was my stuff anyways."
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interj.
abbr. for "whatever"
Used to indicate indifference to or scorn for something, such as a remark or suggestion.
j: im really sorry i hurt your feelings
J: fuckin evs
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