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When a girl drinks too much and gets horny and giggles nonstop while telling everyone how much she loves them
She’s a dirty Evelyn after a sip of wine
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“have you heard of Evelyn Hugo the iconic actress from the 1960s?”
“why yes of course! who hasn’t?”
The best girlfriend ever. Period.
Hey, my girlfriends name is Evelyn Lema, what's yours? Oh wait it doesn't matter she's not evelyn
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A woman who developed a method for speed reading. Also used as a reference to her popular training method.
The Evelyn Wood speed reading method is a way of reading whole paragraphs at a time, filtering out common words and only look at uncommon words. By only looking at the uncommon words, you get the jist of each paragraph without actually having to read every single word in it.
Oh great! I was just glancing at a review for the movie we were going to see tonight and my Evelyn Wood training kicked in and now it's spoiled for me. So... why don't we just stay in bed instead?
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evelyn is a girl who is very nice but is such a fucking a hoe and we don’t like it! she sucks too much dick and flirts with guys, not to mention lets them sexually assault her. evelyn’s are coming to steak your mans and don’t make the same mistake other girls do because once she sees you happy/like a guy, she will instantly make that guy fall in love with her because SHES A FUCKING HOE!
Alex: omg i told evelyn i liked steve and now she’s flirting with him!
John: omg i guess that’s why her name is evelyn lol
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If you ever see an evelyn punch her because Evelyns are rude and popular. Evelyns like to make fun of people and Evelyns are short blue eyed girl that have blond hair. Evelyns can be really smart but they are very mean to anyone thats not like her. Evelyn is not very fit but she can control you with her good looks. If you see a Evelyn anywhere try to be nifpce and walk away as fast as you can before the back hand gets to your face.
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