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To be offended and your saying excuse you but with fuck in it
Stacy: Your bottom ia nasty
Grechin: Fucking Excuse You but your lip isn't any better
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An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.
a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.
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Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.
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To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said
*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
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A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
Something soccer moms often say before, after, or in between swearing, as if to convince someone that they are speaking to that they have picked up a foreign language, and are not just using words like fuck, shit, ass, bitch, or possibly Barbara Steisand.
Excuse my french, but little jason is just the most retarded fucking little bastard on the block. Too bad his fucking whore of a mother didn't use a condom.
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1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.
Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.
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