fifa god

When Garincha, EA and the other Fifa gods screw you over on Any Fifa game.

The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)

"Please save my team from losing fifa gods.."

"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."

"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."

"Thanks fifa gods."

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fifa 16

Bullshit game dont play it

90th minute bullshit goal - fifa 16

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fifa sweat

Players who start sweating when they feel they're gonna concede so they start passing it around their defense.

fifa sweat
Player 1: Oh shit I feel a goal coming with Eto'o
Sweaty Player: Fuck this shit Eto'o is raping my slow centre backs lets pass it around defence.

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FIFA 18

People that like boys and are to lazy to play real life soccer

Fifa 18 is another way to not have friends.

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fifa 18

Dabs and 90th minute Sweaty Goals Version 2.

Dude: Hey bro you get FIFA 18 yet?

Other dude: Nah, broke my Xbox from all those shit goals remember

Dude: Hahah I know I scored them on you!

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FIFA Bandwagoner

the correct term when someone tries to look cool after watching 1 match of fifa and tries to fit in the he is all of a sudden a voetbal fan and chooses a popular theme to root for

REAL VOETBAL FAN: due im all hyped up for FIFA man Italy is gonna do great again but brazil is really putting up a fight this time

Voetbal Bandwagoner: yeh im not really into soccer that much its too boring

2 WEEKS LAYER

REAL VOETBAL FAN: DUDE ITALY KICKED GERMANY ASS!

VOETBAL BANDWAGONER: YEH MAN GO ITALY I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN ALL ALONG!!! YEH SOCCER IS AWESOME

REAL VOETBAL FAN: I THOUGHT U HATED VOETBAL.....AND ITS NOT SOCCER ITS VOETBAL....I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A FIFA BANDWAGONER U CUM STANE!

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Fifa fuck

A college douche bag who hogs Xbox 360's for hours on end playing one of the horrible pointless, virtual treadmill games called Fifa.

Dude, Sean and Adam came home and they stayed on my xbox almost all day playing soccer because neither of them brought theirs from their dorms. They're such Fifa fucks.

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