v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"
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The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!
'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"
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ยฝ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed
Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!
Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.
In economics, a monetary policy in which the value of the local currency is determined by the foreign exchange markets, with some intervention by the government (or its allies) in the event of excessive or dangerous movements.
Usually the term is applied when the country ignores long term shifts in value, but intervenes directly to avoid crises.
Most of the nations in the world have neither a hard peg nor floating currency, but something in between--a dirty float, in which trade is under some restrictions.
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when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.
I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.
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A way of smoking meth or coke.
Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.
Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.
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The act of defecation; or taking a shit
Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!
Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
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