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Face

The condition of having face. A strong look, an open mouth, harsh staring, grouchy expressions, almost anything can grounds for a face. A facing is when one is called out for having face. To face someone, you simply note that they have face, and say "FACE" at them very loud and stern.
Another common condition is having either too little or too much face. This is more of a permanent thing, and refers to one's actual facial structure and "look". Examples of too much face would be bushy eyebrows, wild eyes, cro-magnon brow, a severly defined jowel, etc. Examples of too little face are beady eyes, closely spaced eyes, thin lips, tiny noses, bland expressions, etc.

"You've got face."
"She's a fun girl to date occasionally, but she has a little bit too much face for me to think about getting serious with her."
"Larry was in a bad mood today at work, and was facing everyone."
"I got faced, hard."

by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

12πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


FACE

A FACE is a generic word that is used as an ultimate insult. You can be a:
Fuck FACE
Shit FACE
Dick FACE
Cunt Face
Ass Face, etc.

If you call someone a face you are simplifying all other insults into one. The word is also used in an alternate form for when someones mood switches without warning from nice to evil.

My Ex-wife is a FACE!

Why the fuck you being a FACE all of a sudden?

Man I hate that dude, he's such a FACE!

by Larry June 9, 2008

17πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


THE FACE

A complex movement of the facial muscles; can be said to make a person's clothes fall off completly if executed correctly.

To pull the face the following steps must be followed:
1. Lower one eyebrow
2. Open mouth an inch or so (NOTE: It is not important to show teeth)
3. Pull a "half-assed" smile
4. Admire your handywork

If wanted, add another body movement which would highlight the magical-ness of THE FACE, such as jumping around on one leg.

Can sometime's be shortened to ;D if on msn or in text.

Joe: You suck!
Mark: Your sister sucked last night! *pulls THE FACE*
Joe: TouchΓ© :(

Mark: *reading a notice* Caution. Hot.
Matt: But enough about me! *pulls THE FACE*

by joeklol April 9, 2008

19πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


face

The part of the body which can be the target of ANY comeback insult.

Person A: You suck at the internet.
Person B: You suck at your FACE!!

Person A: Shut the hell up.
Person B: I'll shut your FACE!!

Person A: Why don't you use a bowling ball that weighs more than 6 pounds?
Person B: I'll bowling ball your FACE!!

by webmaster enigma February 12, 2004

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


face

A State of being- being ok, term used in merseyside, england

"im off my face" - being drunk

by tef smith August 27, 2003

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


face

A generic interjection used as a greeting or randomly yelled to confuse the uninitiated.

It can also be repeated after any sentence containing the word "face" in its regular context by either the person who uttered the sentence or anyone else involved in the conversation.

FACE!

There was something on your face...face.

by Dan S. February 12, 2005

20πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


facing

knocking a binder, book etc out of someones hands at school

facing is an awesome game to play

by shuturmomup December 12, 2006

30πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž