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Most efficient, discreet, time consuming and wasting, stalking system known to man to this day. Facebook is the best and safest online network to stalk without being caught (unless you post a comment on or "Like" the stalking object of course!)
Oh my god, they broke up, i saw it last night on facebook!
or again
i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!
and again:
did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!
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A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.
I found Peter on Facebook, but now he knows I've been shacking up with his girlfriend.
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To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.
I facebooked your mom last night!
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To check the Facebook profile of every person in your vicinity you can remember at the moment. Similar to googling somebody, i.e. virtually spying.
I was bored yesterday evening, so I facebooked everyone from high school. And you know what? I still look way better than everyone else!It's so awesome to facebook people!
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verb - the act of indiscriminately making changes without warning or consideration regardless of how it effects someone else.
she changed the locks without telling her roommates.
he moved all the furniture in the middle of the night.
"why you gotta facebook me like that?"
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the word facebook still comes up as a misspelled word on my computer they need to fix that and put it in a dictionary and define it as a distraction from any thing and every thing you are supposed to be really doing in life
so iwas supposed to be getting married in a few hours but i was facebooking and at one point i clicked not attening on my wedding event
or man i had a paper due and i kept on facebooking and diddnt finish
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The reason why the percentage of sexual predators went up.
Person 1: Wow, hey look at this, it says in the newspaper that the sexual predators percentage went up by fifty percent.
Person 2: Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all. It's that high because of facebook.
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