fail

Formerly used to describe the situation of not achieving the desired result in an undertaking considered to be somewhat important or monumental. In the context of performance in regards to the completion of a a test: to achieve a sub-par result, usually less than 70%.

Currently used by mindless sheep to commemorate the lack of desired intention, especially in regards to the most inconsequential of actions. No longer applies in the context of not passing a test (due to educational standards being so low that achievement of less than 70% is essentially impossible if one is not retarded).

One of the twenty words used in the "new" English language that is comprised completely of buzzwords.

Future Intellectual #1: (drops piece of paper)
Future Intellectual #2: Fail
Future Intellectual #1: Random!

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fail

(noun) netspeak for really bad

Twilight had Bella name her daughter Renesmee. FAIL

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fail

1. to get a grade below the minimum passing grade in school.
2. To drain your bar completely in DDR and lose.
3. Means same thing as sucks.

I failed a math test. Oh crap I'll going to fail the song1 This really fails hard.

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fail

fay-el (v) 1. To lose at an attempt of something. 2. To vote for the Democrat party.

"Jim failed the nation by voting for Hillary Clinton."

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failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish

John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...

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fail

The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to disapprove of anything and everything. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.

(Somebody does something moron in a Children of Bodom shirt doesn't approve of) "FAIL!"

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fail

What the most of the guys above me did.
Also what would happen to me if you all click thumbs down on this definition.

Uhh the people above me that failed horrifically.

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