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It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement
Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.
Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.
Erik is a night farter and when he does to sleep he gags on the smell
The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.
I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.
A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.
"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"
A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).
Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?
That's Elton John's Foosty Farter
Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!