software fascism

software fascism describes the process of a piece of software actively engaging into pushing better alternatives out of the competition by creeping into spaces far outside its actual purpose and by making said spaces dependent on itself.
Eventually it leads to it being not replaceable by the better alternative and people are forever stuck with that garbage.

Sysadmin 1: Damn my servers are running like shit!
Sysadmin 2: Yea thats because you have let that garbage of systemd into your distro and now all of your applications depend on it due to software fascism and you are stuck with it forever.
Sysadmin 1: No one could have seen that coming.
(Terry Davis turns around multiple times in his grave)

Theocratic Fascism

Theocratic fascism can be defined as a political, economic, and religious ideology that promotes the imposition of spiritual laws or cultural beliefs of a nation or territory through a fascist political system characterized by ultra-nationalism, authoritarianism, and autocracy. This political ideology is often associated with an autocratic country or territory that adheres to constitutional laws of theocracy or spiritual leadership.

"I don't like Irans government, I believe it promotes Theocratic Fascism"

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Theatre Kid Fascism

Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.

The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.

What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.

Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?

Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!

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pansy fascism

Ideology practiced by a group or individual who utilizes tactics associated with fascism, while simultaneously being a pussy.

"No I don't think the comedian's special should be banned, that just seems like pansy fascism."

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Fascism

Fascism is a right-wing, nationalist, authoritarian, imperialist ideology. Fascists seek a rebirth of a previous empire (e.g. Mussolini and the Roman Empire) by means of conquering other nations and “uniting” an ethnic people, via a strong military (i.e. a military cult). Fascist regimes tend to be led by a strongman leader, usually a dictator but can also be a monarch (e.g. Showa Japan). Fascists usually support a heavily centralized private economy but fascists can also be economically left (NazBol) or economically right (NazCap)

I will not stand for a president that’s sympathetic to fascism

Fascism

Thing I don't like

I disagree with this law, therefore it is Fascism.

fascism

Far-right dictatorship that passed anti-semitic laws, applied censorship, absolute control, prevalence of the concepts of nation and white race over individual values and which is represented by an authoritarian government, centered on the figure of a dictator. It killed 440,000 people in Italy.

I hate fascism.