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Throwing a penny into a pile of shit and making a wish. This can be performed in the wild, an urban environment, or even create one in the toilet. If this is performed in the toilet, then flushing will determine if your wish comes true or not. If the penny stays, you lose. If it disappears, you'll get your wish.
Yeah that would be great Tyrone. You should make a wish into the fecal fountain.
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The really putrid gas that comes out of your ass after you have had one in the chamber too long. It is the gas that picks up extra stench because it has to work its way around a big old brown trout waiting to spawn freely.
Jesus Christ Tom - got some fecal gas or what? Think maybe you should take a dump and spare us from the next one!
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The foam that gets whipped up and builds up around the anus when giving anal sex to someone. Usually caused by the lube getting whipped into a foam and combining with the fecal matter.
I have to try another lube, this kind creates too much fecal foam.
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a small piece of shit that is rather firm in nature but has been seperated from the log as a whole.
Anthony barely dodged the fecal nugget that was thrown in his direction by a shitbag inmate.
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A long period of time in which defacation cannot occur.
"Aww man! I haven't taken a crap in like a week! What a fecal famine."
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The mass (weight) of a person's feces in one bowel action (see defecation). In humans, fecal mass is typically in the range of 50 - 300 grams (about 2 to 10 ounces), meaning that each time humans defecate (or 'poo'), their bowel motions (turds) typically weigh between 50 and 300 grams.
A bowel motion of 150 grams would have a length of about 15 cm (6 inches).
Fecal mass is generally linked to diet. People who eat more fiber usually defecate 'turds' with greater fecal mass. Fiber is found in many natural foods (such as leafy vegetables) as well as dietary supplements. Because they usually eat more fibre than western people, many non-western people have 'poos' with greater fecal mass than western people. It is generally believed that diets high in fibre may help to reduce the likelihood of colon cancer.
Since some people 'poo' more than once a day, fecal mass can also be measured by the average weight of 'poo' passed each day.
When Sue was in hospital, she had to 'poo' into a special container called a 'bedpan' because she couldn't go to the usual toilet. The nurse weighed the poo. It had a weight of 200 grams. The fecal mass was therefore 200 grams.
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A more PC way to say shit-faced, for when one would prefer not to swear. It means extremely drunk.
John: "Duuuuude. Last night I consumed a considerable quantity of ethanol. I mean I was totally shit-faced."
Kevin: "What the hell, man, there are kids around. Watch your language. Shit is a terrible word to say. For fuck's sake you inconsiderate cunt."
John: "Oh my bad, I mean fecal-faced. I was drunk as a skunk."
Kevin: "Word to your mother."
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