Waiving Fees

When an individual decides to pay for everyone he or she is with when in social situations involving costs, fees, bills, cover charges, VIP tables, tips, etc.

"Hey do I owe you any money from last nights VIP table?" "No you are good, I was Waiving Fees."

gas fee

another way of robbing people’s ether on ethereum blockchain.

holy shit bro i paid $35 in gas fees to swap my $250 to shiba inu on uniswap, i hope 2.0 changes this thing.

traveler's fee

when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else

"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"

Passers Fee

When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/any other form of smokage and hit it an extra time before sharing since its your smoke.

Person 1: Why do you always hit that an extra time?
Person 2: Passers Fee fool! I loaded it.

Spousal fee

1. That obligatory thing you have to do so your s/o know you still love them.

Athena: hey you coming out tonight?
Toni: nah I can’t

Athena: lame
Toni: gotta spend time with the hubs. Paying that spousal fee 🙄

Athena: cant you just suck his dick and call it good? Find a way!
Toni: he’d need like 4 so no

Gf posts pic on insta
Me: better comment so she don’t flip (aka spousal fee)

2. When you get downgraded because you in trouble

Example: had plans to eat at In ‘n Out but I pissed him off so now we at McDonald’s.

“Spousal fee is gonna be high if we tryna hit up Amsterdam this weekend.”

Rehoming fee

The price that someone who is incapable of taking care of their pet sells it for on Craigslist.

Free super sweet adorable 2 year old puppy. Vet says she's part morkie part cane corso and part aussiedoodle. Free to good home, $100 rehoming fee. I have to find her a new home because I live in an apartment and can barely think five minutes ahead and I can't even take care of myself.

Noverdraft fee

When your debit card is declined ("No!") because you have insufficient funds and have opted out of the overdraft fees that your bank charges.

I tried to buy a vente latte but I got hit with a Noverdraft fee by the cashier because I only had a dollar left in my account.