Washer's fee

The loose coinage or dollars discovered within the washing machine or clothes dryer by the individual(s) tending the machines and/or laundry. (Money usually originates in the pockets of the clothes atricles being washed).

1. My sister black mailed me into doing her laundry for 2 months but the Washer's fee was grand!

2. "Man I could of swore I had like $5.00 bucks on me but it went missing!" "Bet it became Washer's fee dude."

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Waiving Fees

When an individual decides to pay for everyone he or she is with when in social situations involving costs, fees, bills, cover charges, VIP tables, tips, etc.

"Hey do I owe you any money from last nights VIP table?" "No you are good, I was Waiving Fees."

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Noverdraft fee

When your debit card is declined ("No!") because you have insufficient funds and have opted out of the overdraft fees that your bank charges.

I tried to buy a vente latte but I got hit with a Noverdraft fee by the cashier because I only had a dollar left in my account.

gas fee

another way of robbing people’s ether on ethereum blockchain.

holy shit bro i paid $35 in gas fees to swap my $250 to shiba inu on uniswap, i hope 2.0 changes this thing.

traveler's fee

when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else

"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"

Spousal fee

1. That obligatory thing you have to do so your s/o know you still love them.

Athena: hey you coming out tonight?
Toni: nah I can’t

Athena: lame
Toni: gotta spend time with the hubs. Paying that spousal fee 🙄

Athena: cant you just suck his dick and call it good? Find a way!
Toni: he’d need like 4 so no

Gf posts pic on insta
Me: better comment so she don’t flip (aka spousal fee)

2. When you get downgraded because you in trouble

Example: had plans to eat at In ‘n Out but I pissed him off so now we at McDonald’s.

“Spousal fee is gonna be high if we tryna hit up Amsterdam this weekend.”

Passers Fee

When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/any other form of smokage and hit it an extra time before sharing since its your smoke.

Person 1: Why do you always hit that an extra time?
Person 2: Passers Fee fool! I loaded it.