1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.
I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!
If nobody knows what it is, then it must be Felix.
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A liar who likes to call people desperate and shows them messages that you sent them even though he asks to secretly date you and then a few days later he asks out one of your besties and doesnโt stop texting her and heโs ugly
Your so desperate you remind me of Felix
Iโm not as desperate as Felix
Oh I forgot that itโs impossible to be as desperate as Felix because heโs so desperate
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Felix is a horrible person that cheats all the time. Heโs fake and usually hangs out with bad people. Beware children donโt date him, heโll probably break your heart and say things behind your back. He usually pulls you in with his eyes and smile. You hear all the bad things people say he has done, but you think you can give him a chance and he can change. Well guess what... no... no he cannot. He will continue to be a fuckboy, so ladies and gents I hope you know your Felixโs well because most of us dont๐
Felix is a fake ass hoe๐
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A Felix (noun) is a literal term for a big, messy shit or a figurative term when it relates to being in trouble. Its origin came from a man of the same name who developed a reputation for leaving big, stinky shits un-flushed in the toilet, accompanied by a dirty wipe rag lying on the floor next to the toilet.
"I ate so much BBQ last night, I'm on my third Felix of the morning!"..." or "I'm going to be knee deep in a pile of Felix if I don't finish this in time!"
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A kid or adult that collects action figures such as funko pops. A โFelixโ also probably likes roblox and Fortnite and probably had an online girlfriend once!
Person 1: I saw Felix online dating on roblox
Person 2: ewww thatโs nasty
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